This is also me when I travel 😬

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Wow. This embodies my whole existence.

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It will

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I fear that if I open the door, they will charge me and bankrupt me.

I have never looked at what’s inside.

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Ten dollars for bag of jelly beans though ain't it

Or client

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I have an offer and want to negotiate

1. London base salary but I have to absorb all the expenses (train + stay)
I am thinking to negotiate to

2. home base salary and have my expenses paid for

I know that's depends on the amount I have to travel (and potentially stay) but at the moment this is unknown. Past 8 months was just twice a month + 2 nights stay.

The only thing I know is it won't be every week, the return trian ticket is about £80-100, depends I could plan ahead.

Relative to Manhattan, is $435 a reasonable hotel rate for firm travel? There are some cheaper options (Fairfield Inn and such), but would anyone bat an eye at this rate? I don’t travel often. 🤷‍♀️

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This may be an elementary question, but my credit score just randomly dropped 20 points. I keep my utilization very low. Almost all of my financial transactions are on my credit card, and I pay everything off by each statement. One month I didn’t get a chance to pay everything off because there were some transactions made on my statement date that I was not able to pay off because they were listed as pending. This resulted in my utilization going up to 6%. My credit score did not change (cont).

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Puerto Vallarta: Westin or Sheraton?

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Had a bad experience at a Marriott location. The lights in the room kept going on and off. The cleaning lady broke my electric brush and there was dust on the tissue boxes in the bathroom.

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Looking for travel recommendations:
1. Outside of the US & not Europe
2. Ideally a trip that we can do in 7-10 days
3. Preferably a good place to visit between March-August
4. We’d prefer a place with outdoorsy activities….not sitting on a beach for a week

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Hi all,

I just got a job with Delta airlines and I had an accomodation request to work remotely as I am Immunocompromised. I provided all the neccesary documents to back up my request and letters and documents from my Dr. aswell. My request was denied because the team said they wanted me to have face time and one on one interactions with people from other team (which defeats the purpose of my request) because I have to limit those interactions to reduce the risk of infection. What do I do?

Reached 50 nights this year and 10 years as platinum for a Marriott.

When do they award lifetime platinum status?

Hello. Can someone please refer me to the Manager, Global Travel Security role for the New York office? I have a background in security consulting and intelligence. Thanks!

For the 🐠 that have traveled to Egypt, can I get some recommendations on tour companies? I’m traveling with my partner (two females) and would like to have something arrange. 🙏

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Having to call Marriott to apply a suite night award to an SPG hotel on a reservation you made before the merger and combining accounts proves to you how much is still SO WRONG with this merger.

In Maui for a few days in August. Any recommendations on activities/dining/accommodation? Re: accomodation- I'd rather not do a resort - more local b&b setting. Thanks!

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How far in advance do you ask for days off? If I’m planning a trip this summer (fingers crossed we can travel safely by then), when should I request them?

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How long before flight do You recommend I get to get to DCA? Assuming no checked bag and TSA pre check.

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Looking to spend up to 100K spg points on a 6 day vacation in early July. Domestic/Caribbean preferred (very few Delta pts right now). Best options?

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I thought Accenture had platinum status with Marriott for employees. Not the case? Do you get platinum at Marriott with United GS? All of a sudden I’m gold, been platinum for years. And am UA Global

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Best hotel rewards program? Thinking of switching from Marriott.

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Hello folks,

I am looking for a job in Pune. I have experience of 7 years in analytics.

Skills are - PowerBI, SQL, Python and business acumen.

I would highly appreciate your referrals/ suggestions here.

I am in deep trouble folks, kindly help.

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What is Level 8 salary range ? Sadly I am feeling I'm underpaid, if anyone can please share for Pune location it would be helpful.

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Anyone use Vangaurd Personal Advisor Services? What's your experience?

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Does Bank of America do a Mega Back door 401K?

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Are admissions consulting services helpful / worth it?

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I’ve been an Admin Assistant for 5 years with the last 2 in a government. I have worked hard to get here thinking this is what I wanted. Now that I’m here, making 40k CAD/yr. I feel like I’ve hit a glass ceiling and I’m desperate for more money and responsibilities - my job is way too easy. But not many opportunities for growth. Any suggestions on where to go from here?

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Hey, does anyone uses confluence? If so, on average, how many Jira tickets do you clear in a day or week? What is your goal?

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Has any tried to do learning pods for virtual learning? How did you set it up and how is it working out?

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New college grad just started working FT and I’ve been reading this bowl for awhile and want to make sure my saving plan is on track/best way to prioritize.

1) 6 month emergency fund (target $10k which is more than I need, but I want the peace of mind)
2) Roth 401(k) up to employer match (6%)
3) Roth IRA ($500 monthly)
4) Brokerage account and 401(k)
Plan is to split extra cash between these to have better tax advantage from 401(k) but also have access to funds if needed from brokerage acct

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Has anyone transitioned from being an Account Executive into a CSM at a new company? If so, how’d you do it and what was the process like?

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Which firms announced they’re opening offices in November (NY)

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I had a breakup (person I thought I’d marry and have kids with) and am completely dysfunctional at work today (V5 biglaw). How do I take a few days off?

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Can anyone give me any tips on how to stay motivated to be in this industry? I feel like I've hit a brick wall, and im not sure what to do! Should I move to client side? Try something completely new?

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Oh hi there

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Saw another thread but didn’t want to derail the conversation and make it about this. Curious to know what your businesses are and your corresponding marketing strategy.

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Account folk- at what point in your career did you feel like you were finally making decent money?

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My company usually gives raises and end of the year bonuses at the same time right before Christmas as a thank you for your hard work. If it’s not as much as I want when is a good time to negotiate?

Hai guys,
I got offer from Accenture it was mentioned application development project in job profile
My question is do they put me in real devlopment project or some enhancement or production support project ?
Thanks in advance

For importing personal vehicle (declared in goods to follow) into Canada is it mandatory to register the vehicle with RIV on bringing into Canada for the first time? Any penalty if you fail to do so?

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I'd take a $20k cut to just have a capped 12hr day and no weekend work - anyone with me

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