This is my laptop. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My laptop is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. Without me, my laptop is useless. Without my laptop, I am useless. Before God, I swear this creed. My laptop and I are the defenders of the capital markets.

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Okay... someone is going crazy here

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This is my laptop this is my gun... this is for working, this for fun. Lol

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Seems like most everyone here is too young to understand. I thought it is hilarious!

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Why is it on the floor? Were you jumping on it?

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Hooo rahhhh

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Get a hobby

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I bet it keeps you warm

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Have this laptop. Can confirm.

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why dont you just marry it

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AND WHAT IS THIS LAPTOP’S NAME, ASSOCIATE??

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Ole bess

Big 4 really love to copy each other... we have the same.

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Big 4 has no personality

Lolol clearly most people here don't understand the reference. Love it!

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Oh Lord!

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You know they would change your laptop anytime

I wish they allowed steam on it

Am I wrong or do all the B4 use this same laptop?

Follow it

Good for you man

Semper Fidelas!

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