This is the funniest legal joke anyone has ever made

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I'm waiting for the facts. But when every lawsuit they've filed far relies heavily on hearsay and is either thrown out or quietly withdrawn, then what conclusion am I left with?

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The best part of my morning was seeing the Michigan appeal kicked for improper filing. How hard are they really trying?

Let the facts come out.
Allegations are just that. The media keeps saying (regarding anything Trump) ‘without evidence’ .
Be aware of how they (and social media) are manipulating people through subtle use of adjectives and their opinions—not real news presented as such.
Get the facts, see how the applicable laws work with those facts, and BE A REAL lawyer.

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These memes bring back memories of being law student, as legal jokes were the nerdy highlights of my days.

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