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Invited to interview @Oxford MBA. Has anyone gone through the process and have any advice? I must have answered "describe the color yellow" correctly 💛

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Anyone in NYC with paid social experience looking for a change? Spark Foundry/Performics is hiring!

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700 (Q48) vs 710 (Q45)?

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Ever notice how doctors and lawyers flex their professions on the gram? Lol As ridiculous as consultants are, wondering how they refrain from the same type of showing off Understand that we’re not impacting lives like MDs are lol

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When you roll yourself off of a chargeable role.

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Poll time First time H1B applicants; did you get rfes, rejects, or approvals?

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Pre-COVID, did you carry a laptop bag or a backpack into the office?

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I would like to gift my husband some new golf clubs as a surprise. Never bought clubs before. What are the questions/research I should be doing??

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Help! Any advice on how to deal with a person at my client who is constantly stressed out, thinks the sky is falling, and wants me to sit with them all day to hand hold?

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Got an offer with 30k raise but it requires relocation to Detroit from the west coast and I really really really don’t like the place. All my friends are here. Is it worth it to take it?

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Over the course of the quarantine, I’ve lost all steam for work. Mainly the reason that after seeing real issues around the world, in our backyard, and in our relationships makes me really not care to improve whatever enterprise product in working on. I want to do something to help people. Does anyone else feel this way? But the thing is I feel stuck because I don’t know what to do/how to do something that helps people.

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BCG 🐠.. what’s the typical bonus % as a first year Principal and how is that split between performance bonus & profit sharing?

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Greetings everyone. Praise God for another day! Hosting a virtual bible study on Tues. 09/29 at 8pm EST. Great time for fellowship and studying the word. Please send me a message if you would like to join! It is open for all and it’s a great community especially in this time of quarantine. Hope you’re able to make it!

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Anyone interested in moving into IB or have any advice for doing so? Second year M&A attorney here at one of the top Biglaw firms based in NYC. Having been on a number of transactions and interacted closely with some of my equivalents I can’t help but think I’d find their job more interesting, particularly as you move through the ranks. Think I’m pretty set on trying to make that transition once I become a third year and Covid clears, any advice or thoughts on this would be much appreciated.

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How long did you try before getting pregnant? We’ve tried 3 months and I’m kinda depressed now...

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Anyone interview for Cloud Kitchens? Any thoughts

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Tips or training on how to be a good PML. I am a first time PML and was hoping some of the more experienced PMLs could give me some advice. Thank you! 

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I'm really good at my job, a high performer and have visibility with partners. However, I hate it. I wake up in the mornings feeling angry and resentful. I'm not able to exercise creativity as I'd like to, and feel I'd be happier in a completely different field. I'm scared to leave behind the reputation I've built. Big 4, it's safe/comfortable/addictive and Im addicted to being on cruise control. Anyone else been through the same?

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Capgemini fish! How do you like the company? How is business in these times? Recruiting with them and want to know!

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