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My (now) girlfriend thought I was a school principal on our first date. 🤷

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It's kind of sad slash hilarious this person thinks that choosing amongst those descriptions will matter to an actual human woman.

"Effective".... cringey

I really want to reach out and tutor him.

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Literally just saw someone on a dating app calling themselves "Doctor" plus nicknamey last name. In their headline. They were an orthodontist 🤣

Slide Decks by Day DJ Decks by Night

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Dev Sex Ops to capture the curious and then blame autocorrect once the conversation starts?

Or, go with honesty (based on the wording of this screen cap): “Professional over-thinker”

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Great lover?

Well paid IT guy/gal should work

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CEO @ me

Self employed entrepreneur @ my own boss 🔥🔥🔥

Your tag line should say: “I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.”

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