This Tweet cracks me up! After all, we're all someone's child, too! https://www.instagram.com/p/CCucRXjFkL2/

When you're at the office past 7 and feel like dinner should just be served to you on a mother f'in golden platter

When on your flight home you're stuck with a small child, her mom and a baby in your row. Please fucking kill me. #notenoughalcohol

Being at home with your mother... the ultimate room service.

Getting back to the travel is like going for a new job. Can't believe I left my child behind again.

Child crying at the gate at 6:45am- bad morning to have forgotten to charge the noise cancelling headphones. #rookiemistake

When you are staff and your seniors review everything you do, change a tiny bit, and take as if they did it to present to others, feels like a surrogate mother.

Lol you know he's the one when his dirty talk is "Baby, I'm from MBB." #nohate #allfun

Note to self, dont have a baby during busy season again...

If I sponsor a child for $1 a day, can I take 6 months off work? Serious replies only, please!

Kid (clearly a consultant of lesser age than me) tried to cut me in premier boarding line. I blocked him. He's now in a middle seat next to me. Hope he's not planning on having to go to the bathroom.

Just saw a small child boarding and for a brief moment thought they were going up into the overhead compartment with other similar-sized items.

Told my mother the best travel purchase I've made was a fire stick... Her response was "are you really that single?" 😑

Supposed to be home Thurs...on a plane this morning because my client likes to have impromptu unproductive meetings with their CEO...and now a child is crying in front of me and sick people behind

Kinda sick of boomers & gen xers hating on millennials. I'm 30 and value life over work. I'm not some lazy kid who lives with his parents. STFU old people. Your debt addiction fucked our country.

THERE. IS. A. CHILD. SHRIEKING.

I swear to the sweet baby Jesus that contractors give up some of their brain when they join a vendor.

Started informally mentoring a kid from alma mater last fall and he got an offer today in this recruiting cycle. He's super excited. Now I'm feeling guilty of being a kool-aid drinker. FML

All these hot teachers fucking high school kid stories...why wasn't that me

EY just announced 16 weeks of maternity and paternity leave.

I'm pregnant with my managers child 😳

This is looking great!

Post to test

Testing a new post at 12:06PT 5.12

Ah now it did.

Friday night, China (8:40pm) - still at client site... 😔

That feeling when your chase sapphire rewards balance updates for those 50k bonus points👌🏻

Interviewed with Strategy& some time back. 2 out of the 3 in person interviewers were on their phones during 20-30% of the interview. Curious to know how to react to this as I am in the market again?

Will Accenture reimburse for Global Entry?

Considering a jump to product management from PAS at EY (strong customer success, user-adoption, tech config, agile, transformation, VOC experiences). Would be hoping for a $150k salary. Possible jump? How difficult is the transition? How hard is the learning curve for PM at Amazon? How is WLB/pay at Amazon…?

That pizza place in the opening of the first episode of billions is my childhood pizza place 😍😍

I love dogs. I hate people with faux "service" dogs that bring them into the SkyClub and the food serving area. Yes, I'm at SFO.

We should really have more than a week to submit self reviews... really annoyed because I had to log in while on vacation to take care of this

So smart of ey to make reviews due on a Wednesday so you didn't do them on your flight or on a wfh day 🤔

Had a CRAZY week, tried to study some & studied for 7 hours today.. so ready to take my final tomorrow!! And get a 4 week break!

Indirect client offered me a full time position making 20% more. My currently client just pushed to get my role extended. What do I do without pissing anyone off?

Fashion Time! Anyone know any brands that have slim cut suits similar to Zara? That's all I buy because I'm scrawny and all other suits make me look like a box shaped child.

Oh there's nothing like a DD for the holidays.... 🎅📈🎄💻🎁