This was on a conference call with a business partner.

"I am working from home and my kids are able to be at school since it's a private school. I guess that's what white privilege gets us."

Yeah some of us hung up at that point.

No change in diet/exercise, but have accumulated multiple cuts - including deep cuts - on hands that have not healed (whether due to nutrient deficiencies or stretching of skin from all the handwashing). As natural healing will not occur without action, what are some measures I can take and specific products (moisturizers are not enough) I can apply to expedite this healing process? I developed Pavlovian symptoms to refrain from moving hands beyond neutral position for pain/damage prevention 😭

What is the average salary for a cyber risk GPS senior consultant? Also what is the day to day like in GPS?

Customers are giving us bad experience ratings because we don’t offer them the solutions they want. Our company won’t allow us to offer those solutions, but the manager punishes us for low ratings anyway. I don’t get how they’re ok with that.

Anyone ever got their leather jacket’s sleeves shortened? Did it get ruined? I bought a really nice jacket but the sleeves are a bit long.

What's the highest salary for Associate Lead Data Scientist ? Sigmoid analytics Sigmoid

Anybody use bark box for their pups? Curious how much it is?

Hi am azure data engineer with almost 2 years experience. Can u all suggest me any company that hires for this experience with 3 months notice period?

Hey sharkss,
Any openings for 2022 btech ECE passout fresher??

Anyone here hiring for an SDET/QA Engineer?

Has anyone taken ITIL 4 foundation test?

Being single in this quarantine is the worst thing ever. This could have been such a fantastic bonding time with our S/O (if only we had one 🤷‍♀️)

I am planning to start with Google's Cloud Digital Leader (CDL) certification and later will move further for Associate Cloud Engineer Certification. But upon searching on the internet I couldn't find any jobs that require CDL, mostly starting with Associate Cloud. Since I don't have any experience in Cloud and to start with Associate Cloud I need to have at least +6 months of experience on Google Cloud.
I would really appreciate if anyone can guide me in this.

Merry Christmas everyone!

Hey everyone! S2 here and I’m interested in becoming a life coach after public so wanted to offer help to anyone who isn’t happy with the mentoring they’re getting at work and would like a second perspective. I’m also hoping to coach in areas beyond career, like core beliefs, values, habits, or relationships. I’ve completed online certification courses, I’ve done a ton of self study of other coaching content and I believe you can still provide value and help to someone even if you haven’t (cont)

Favorite first date restaurant in Charlotte? Something romantic but not over the top.

Is it true DDB ?

Good Morning All!
I’ve been having some mental issues lately and have no idea if it’s due to my HRT.
If I take .75 of estradiol I still have hot flashes. If I take 1.0 I feel either numb or depressed constantly.
I feel like I’m bearing this battle alone as my Physician’s seem like experimenting with dosing is my only option.
I’ve also consistently done intermittent fasting for two weeks, exercise 5x per week, and am eating better all to lose a whopping .5 lbs. SMH

How much should I be making as a medical secretary for NYU LANGONE?

What would you do?

Your teammate with the same title and pay as you is at your desk all the time for help. I'm definitely open to helping - but sometimes "help" is basically the whole job - it feels like I'm doing both jobs lol and it almost feels unfair that we both get paid the same or very close (Colorado, so pay transparency). The teammate has been with the company for longer than me.

Manager: “So how late were you here last night?”
Employee: “2:30 am.”
Manager: “So you were only here until 2:30? Other people on your team were here until 5.”

Co-worker 1: why are you so mean?

Co-worker 2: I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Deal?

Me👂👂to 1 + 2: 😬🍿😂

OMG- big Tea. So there’s a mess between a big 4 consultant and someone - it’s about to be a shit show

Is that a straight or a bent shaft?

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

I'm trying to figure out why work thinks that offering rotations out of role for 6 months is suppose to replace the ability to grow and obtain permanent positions changes? I feel like its dangling the carrot in front of the jackasses face. Sorry but that is NOT surprise or delight for me and I'm not a jackass.

Anyone have stories from the workplace with unethical experiences?

Boss1: “Here, sign these.”
Me: “A job description addendum?”
Boss1: “To supplement your contract so you know what’s expected of you.”
Me: /starts reading/
Boss1: “What the—are you actually reading that?!”
Me: “Heck yeah, there might be something about my soul in here.”
Boss1: “Nah, it’s just stuff about conducting yourself appropriately, professional manner in action and speech, blah blah blah.”
Me: (dryly) “…I’m guessing these aren’t in YOUR contract.”
Boss1: /cracks up/

“ I know I’m not the greatest creative here, but I NEVER want another bag of dog sh!t placed on my desk again please” ...it was the please that made me laugh when I heard it.

“I love to get roasted, but not by drag queens."

Boss: "Aren't you supposed to be on PTO?"
Overworked employee: "I'm not here in spirit."

"I feel asleep eating a sandwich"

Filling out our millionth Change Request...

“Is there a GYAR (RAG) change?”
“No... we can’t get any darker than Red”
[Slams head against desk]

Partner: ‘if you are comfortable, it makes me UNcomfortable’

I’m way in over my head in my new job and I think I might be on the way out. What are some signs that you might be let go or transferred out?

What is the cringiest thing you’ve heard someone say at work?

So overheard after work:

I left a company a while back and a coworker of mine that also left just informed me that one of the C level execs has an SEC decision against him for embezzling several million.

This was from before I worked there...

I have a sign in my space that reads :fuck around and find out.