This woman on the train has been having a text conversation for the last three hours by TALKING TO SIRI 👿👿👿

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There's a special place in hell for people like that

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@ATK1 what does being Asian have to do with anything? stop being racist

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Seriously? What's wrong with people. I have no patience left for idiots.

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Perhaps she is Asian and Siri is doing wonderful translation

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Why don't you ask her to chat with you?

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🙅🏻

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Barbaric.

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