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Thought leadership at its finest.

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Hopefully Apple can pull together enough funds and hire Brett for their marketing needs. They have so much potential!

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I don’t see anything wrong here, it’s satire.

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This has to be a joke, right?

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I

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So

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Check out the hashtags too. 😀

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He missed his chance with Lime scooters…

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Gotta be a troll post. I applaud this.

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Couldn’t even spell the company name correctly lmao

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More like GetDropped marketing... Amirite?

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It’s a satire, I believe

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Is Sudler still a thing?

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Hi All!
Anyone from the insurance industry based in Jakarta, Indonesia? Would be happy to connect/network over coffee

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To all you wonderful folks, a fundamental question: how does one break into PE Ops? Have 10+ yrs in top tech (FAANG) and 2 yrs in MBB as EM. Also, wondering if it makes sense to hold out for AP before a move?

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Hi, I am looking to add a lateral practice group, got burned by a recruiter recently. What should I be looking for

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How much should you keep about law school on your resume when wanting to lateral? 3rd year associate here. Rank, awards, gpa, scholarships, clubs? What should go and what should stay?

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Anyone have tips on writing a cover letter without referring to anything in the resume?

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Is it tacky to put every degree and certificate you hold in your signature line of emails?

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Has anyone heard of or worked with Creative People? It seems like they have interesting roles at startups, but they’ve reached out several times and then never respond.

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Anyone know any big companies that provide military differential pay for 3+ years? So far I’ve heard Lockheed, Walmart, JP Morgan.
Most Big 4/Consulting firms seem to max out at 18 months.

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What would be the in hand salary calculation for following?

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Hi i gave an interview in hcl last to last last week, nobody contacted me after that but then i got mail that my resume got shortlisted and also got an onboarding mail to fill joining form where hcl selection status is showing completed. I have dropped and email to hr also but no response.Can anyone tell me what does that mail mean?

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Hi guys,
I got 3 offers, 2 are from product based and 1 is from a contractor of Deloitte.
Euromonitor Banglore : 12 LPA (fixed) Manhattan associates; 11.5 LPA (fixed) Joules2Watts: 14 LPA (fixed) , contractor for Deloitte,
YOE: 1.5 years
Profile: Software Engineer (.NET + Angular).
I can't decide which to join among these. Please suggest which one to prefer.
Manhattan Associates
Euromonitor International
Deloitte

Any help is appreciated.

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How to get released from current project in Wipro.

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Does anyone have recommendations for thought leaders/influencers in the M&A space? Looking for blogs, books, YouTube videos? Not currently in the space, trying to learn more as I’m thinking about a pivot after a few years in consulting/startups

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Hey folks, how’s are digital marketing roles at Accenture and expectations for salary for 4+ YOE.

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Hi everyone
Does telephone/internet reimbursement is paid along with monthly salary? When it is paid?

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Is becoming a CFP worth it? I’m considering going for it. I work at a family office and am already a CPA. Want to learn more about financial planning and think it may help market myself. TIA!

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Has anyone done any automation work in Supply Planning specifically? What are some processes that would be good automation candidates?

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I got an offer from TCS EIS IoT. I am having 6 years experience in Java ecosystem with AWS. Can anyone working in this division give me an idea about the projects in EIS IOT.
My career aspiration is to become Data Engineer; if I take up this opportunity will it help me?

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Tata Consultancy

Tata Consultancy below is my offer breakup.can anyone tcs plz suggest inhand salary

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Is this cringe enough for this bowl?

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Our dreams have finally come true:

Tomorrow's Thought Leadership, Today

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Posting this on LinkedIn is obviously cringe, but I am legitimately impressed by the HVAC tech that can charge $85 for about a minute’s worth of work, and do it with so much “honesty” that they get an extra $100 tip on top of that

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Sigh. Deloitte forgot to proofread before publication.

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Trending for clout

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I think of this clip every time I see the ever-expanding cringe across social media.
https://youtu.be/PTmCxbcRXs4

Anthony Jeselnik in Thoughts And Prayers addresses social media narcissism during tragedies and protests.Watch 'Thoughts And Prayers' on Netflix Now http://w...

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I am currently job searching and this showed up in my feed 🤷🏻‍♀️ don’t understand what’s going. People are posting weddings now…I don’t understand LinkedIn no more 😅😂

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When exactly did LinkedIn become ticktock? Or am I just not getting the professional aspect of posting a video where a turtle gets tortured?

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“Has nothing to do with numbers”…. Proceeds to mention the same number twice and adding an extra 10,000

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Have you all seen the LinkedIn meme generator yet? Now we can all attain cringefluencer status in seconds. (I didn’t have the courage to actually post mine on LinkedIn because I didn’t want my coworkers to see but sharing it here - the meme generator even allows you to set your cringe volume https://lnkd.in/gj6zEKC4

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It's that time of the year when kids would be graduating and people will post pictures of their kids graduating from colleges.

Don't post unless your kid did not graduate summa or mana cum laude.

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Who hurt this woman… every single day 😵‍💫

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TD hardo showed up in green pants socks and shoes 😭😭

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Never going back

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Happy Belated Josh!

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First time posting - but I thought this would fit in here 😊

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Ex paper boy ;)

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NYU is a great school but… apparently NYU = Stanford/Harvard and accounting = business school 🤣

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Did you ever want to post some cringe just to see if you can make it to this bowl

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Look, I am all for getting into Big Tech but everything this person just wrote, how is that ANY different than what most people go through during life?

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Check out the hashtags too. 😀

He missed his chance with Lime scooters…

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