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Storytime... When I was young and reckless, I lived in Transylvania. We had to fight to survive — I once robbed a freight train like a cowboy just to get some socks. Hah! Crazy times…. Anyhoo!

Well, something even worse happened to me. One day, when I was alphabetizing our brave veterans, a a pack of wild interns managed to unqualify all my leads. I was left extremely sleepy.

But I didn’t whine, or complain. I didn’t even clean up afterwards.

Instead, I figured this would be a good chance to ask a pack of wild interns “Sure, you may be able to defeat me—but can you defeat your own business challenges?”

That’s when I learned to marketing. When you are faced with #adversity, you need to oil up and slide around in the grand halls of business. That’ll make it tougher for the adversity to actually catch you and hold on. It’s the only way to learn. Thanks to my challenges, and my willingness to power through them, I am now a member of the AMA Marketing Hall of Fame. You can do the same, too. You just have to believe. Thank you.

#TeachYourChildren #LessonsForLife #JamOutWithJamba.

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