Thought you’d have a chuckle reading this :)

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I’m getting some reverse psychology / Nigerian prince inheriting a fortune vibes from this.

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Exactly

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This is some next level negging

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I didn’t read anything that was funny or worth posting. What am I missing?

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That's like the knock knock joke where it goes like:

1: want to hear a knock knock joke, you start

2: OK, knock knock

1: who's there?

2: (visible confusion) ??!?

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Clearly I’m tired lol. What am I missing?

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Lol what? Just stating an opinion. Chill out

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I don’t get it

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This same person added me today, will let you know how it goes. I'm expecting similarly lol

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Huh lol is he trying to get your for the strategy role or not

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The role description and industry alignment being sought don’t match up to the candidates experience. So either the recruiter doesn’t have a real role and is just trying to gather candidates/LinkedIn connections or they’re smoking up. Both are entirely possible.

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