Tinder. But only includes people in the same subway car as you.

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^ Good name for the app

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There are already 9 circles of hell, we really don't need to add another.

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Subpar

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I have the name: Under. Let's do this!

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😟

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Tbh, this post legit made me adopt a fresh perspective of my surroundings this morning.

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I need it

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Automatic Swipe left

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So many missed connections

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And doesn’t work because you’re underground and stuck in the tunnel due to train traffic ahead.

Hard pass. I go to Tinder to get away from direct face-to-face rejection.

I’d rather die alone.

I was trying to avoid the obvious issue of no WiFi underground. But you just had to go and ruin my vision, CW2

That sounds like a fun. game

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