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My cat’s rear end is internet famous at this point in 2020.

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Ha! “Cat walks across desk” is a given for me if the call is at 4pm.

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This is great!

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The Tiger King reference needs to be swapped out for the new viral show every 3-6 months. Right now maybe Cobra Kai or Queens Gambit???

Bruh tell me why we did this ass an office one day 🤦🏾‍♂️

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