To the girl with silvery blonde hair that flys from EWR to ORD on Thursday evenings and lives in Logan Square. I talked to you a few weeks ago but I’m rolling off my project, let me buy you a 🐝 r!

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We were delayed on the tarmac, and you were wearing an all black dress shirt and had your firm issued laptop bag (so hot). I remember it like it was yesterday.

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100% read that as "stinger"

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Really, not doing the 🍻emoji?

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What’s a bee r?

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Maybe actually ask her out instea donposting on Fishbowl like it’s some sort of craigslist missed connections forum?

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There you are! In Chicago this week. Sure, consultant4luv@gmail.com

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K1’s tryna catfish you

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You can’t possibly be that gullible OP

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OP way to be super offensive. No email in my inbox nor did you leave a burner. 0 game = 0 chance. Boi bye!

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@KPMG 1 ✌️

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I don’t know what to respond to that.

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@KPMG 1, what street did you tell me you live near?

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Um...you already told everyone my neighborhood. Really not comfortable telling everyone my address too

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Just fly out your normal day. Tell your manager it’s a shot at true love!

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Flys

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Instead of posting*

PwC - I would but she is not on my flight this week, and my last flight next week is on a different day.

@KPMG 1 what was going on with our flight when we talked?

Lol @A1 I’m not

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