Today I had the most embarrassing hot mic moment. I was on a zoom call, went to take a piss, pissed loud and clear, flushed the toilet, looked at my phone screen, and saw that I never muted myself. No one called me out on it, but I was mortified 😵.

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Leave the AirPods on the phone on your desk/table when you have to go take a leak. Not responding if someone asks you something directly looks a whole lot better than whatever you just did. Oof.

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As long as the video wasn’t on you’re good. I wouldn’t think too much about it.

Fortunately there was no video, but I hate to think what would have happened if everyone got an eyeful of my ding dong.

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