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Today is the day I realized I was a psychopath!

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It is really satisfying to watch people visibly jerk when they see you giant bite into the full-sized four piece Get it

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I do the same. I take the four pieces, break that in half. Then eat each half as pictured above. It’s the best ratios.

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Is this what you guys wanted?!? Are you happy now?!!?

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🍑 👄

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You do NOT eat a KitKat like that 😣.

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I was just about to say this. I break it into two.

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You must be the same person who eats pizza from the middle and a gelato cone from the side

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Wait till you try eating a burrito sideways

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You’re not alone. I eat them in twos as well. I also have the Ryan Howard mentality when it comes to consuming string cheese.

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That young HP laptop doe…what it do fellow Deloitter.

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> big chocolate wants to know your location

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All these judgemental people!! How dare you judge OP's manner of chocolate consumption? Last I checked this was a free land where one can attack a Kit Kat bar from any angle and be allowed to do so without repercussions! I eat mine with a fork and knife cutting each bit into 1cm sq portions to last me longer. Want to judge me too? FREEDOMMM!!!

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Well I don’t use the knife and fork but I break mine into tiny pieces to last longer too.

If you eat your KitKat or string cheese by pulling away small pieces, you are the weird one. You are touching your food so now you need to wash your hands before and after. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

My string cheese is pulled apart string by string 🙃

Yea for not having a docking station you peasant

Also everything sticks out from the right side! I’m right handed and don’t have the largest desk so all these wires take up so much space!

What did my fellow 🐠 think of dark chocolate or mint KitKat?

SB2BA1 (damn that’s long) every once in a while I do. I’m trying to find the sake version, heard that’s pretty tasty.

KEVIN ?!!!!

What u doin?🧐🧐

It’s okay to be jealous guys, I’m better than all of you!

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Ranked a 2, bumped up to SA2, and got a whopping 2% raise. I'm making it rain now!!!

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Partners won’t turn down more work despite the associate exodus. I get it. Firms are businesses. But, there will be consequences. Deadlines will be missed, things will be sloppy. PSA to associates: you’re the loser here because we are in a service profession and firms make profit off of how many hours they can squeeze out of us minus our fixed salary. Put yourself first because no one else will. To those who say it’s justified cause $$$, I say no job should require us to sacrifice our health.

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Any recommendations for good business books (preferably on general management or economics)?

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