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Today my client provided a dataset and it was nearly perfect after the first ask. I could cry. What a beautiful moment.

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Ever got 25 rows of Excel data as a screenshot 😢😢
Converting that into an excel was my lowest point in life......still give me chills😣😣

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Fair! Sounds brutal!

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It's a trap. They're trying to get you to let your guard down... next, they'll send you a screenshot of an unformatted excel file saved in a powerpoint!

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Sounds fake but ok

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This story doesn’t add up... no client bashing, imposter syndrome, or pls fix...

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2020, baby!

Whoa

Now they are going you ask for the 2 weeks of data cleansing you surreptitiously built into the schedule back.

1. Was it manually put together sample data ?
2. How many data projects clients has already. Even through ?

Liar

Data always looks pretty when you fabricate it. Have you checked it against Benford’s law?

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