Today reminded why I used to hate making in-person appearances. An older male attorney sat down next to me on a bench and started making small talk. He then proceeded to make comments about my age “you’re about 20 something, right?” “Did you use a rolling backpack when you were in grade school?” and “what year did you graduate from high school?”. He had the audacity to ask me if I’m licensed to practice law. No, I just enjoy spending my Friday afternoons waiting around the courthouse wtf.

I'm just sick of being on those huge projects that last forever and hard to roll off from.

On the bench = stop shaving

What's the craziest absence or stunt you pulled while being on the bench?

All I want for Christmas is to roll off this project 🎄🎅🏼🎁

What is the normal bench (or beach) % supposed to be? 10%, 15%,......?

Just got rolled off a project after 6 weeks of on-boarding and 0 work done. Oh life...

Rolling off end of January.... What are the chances I'll get some bench time vs. being staffed immediately? Network doesn't have any leads

For those on the bench. The new Tomb Raider is a great way spending your hours charged to "general administration".

Explaining the beach to ppl and them being like "Wait so you still get paid during this so called beach time?" Yes.....Yes I do!😎

ACN: heard people will be let go after 45 days bench time....new policy....true?

My new year's resolution is to finally roll off this fucking project 💁🏻🎉🍾🙏🏻

New Year gift from uncleD: Projected Roll Off Date! (I know you roll off WHEN you actually do, but it was a nice surprise) thought it'd never end. 🙌🙌🙌🍾🍾🍾

Been on bench for 2.5 months. Should I be scared?

So is it beach or bench?

Accenture what's the longest you have been on the bench post project?

Got staffed 3rd day of joining, bench is deep. Not sure if they just need someone or if it's really a good opportunity. What are questions to ask? Was told it's great to launch career here.

Stay on my current project through July 31st for the best chance at my consultant promotion, or take my April roll off date for an LLP project out of AFS, and risk delaying the promo...

TMW your Senior Manager leaves the program/firm the day before you're supposed to finalize your own roll off plan. 😖 🔫 #nevermind

Any Accenture people currently on a project that is looking for Sr Analyst developers? Been on the bench a while and starting to get worried..

After a week on the bench, Friday loses its appeal...

Living it up in the city.

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Underperforming individuals should be subject to salary reductions!

How many fellow AA ConciergeKeys are amongst us? Today was first day CK trumps ExPlat for upgrades.

On site role's biggest perk is a 9 to 5 commitment

How hard is it to get hired at Deloitte without a referral? Specifically Deloitte Digital? Feel like job portals are like black holes for resumes...

Stepped out of the office today and imagined life if I quit my job. The rush of happiness confirmed that my upcoming interview for a different position is the right choice.

Applied for a transfer and just got an offer from the Spain firm for a full transfer! Has anyone done a US to Europe transfer? What should I expect and ask to Spain HR about the offer?

Heart for a heart?

currently taking applications for a travel buddy. role description: hang out with me when my company sends me to countries where I know no one. qualifications: preferably a male, attractive.