Today’s message is yet again the “if I had a nickel for every time” post. Does anybody really think they are original or unique with this message? Other than the four people who liked it.

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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Whyyyyyyyy the crying selfie on LinkedIn 😫 I feel secondhand cringe (full story in comment)

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No drink pls

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hashtag boy boss

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Attack of Emojis!

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Ex paper boy ;)

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Ran to join this bowl when I found out about it.

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Is this cringe enough for this bowl?

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“Has nothing to do with numbers”…. Proceeds to mention the same number twice and adding an extra 10,000

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Cringe or nah?

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Look, I am all for getting into Big Tech but everything this person just wrote, how is that ANY different than what most people go through during life?

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Quite literally the worst thing i’ve ever seen

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