Toilet paper vs baby wipes

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Use flushable wipes you savages.

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But they’re so tiny and expensive!!!

Redneck baby wipes, a.k.a. TP+spit.

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But then the TP gets all like mushy and starts falling apart when wiping, and you end up with a nasty tushy full of little white crumbles TP pieces.

People. I’m serious.

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It’s AND, not OR. TP first, flushable wipes next. Or BIDET it.

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You are my alter ego.

Please save the baby wipes for people that actually have babies and toddlers in diapers.

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Baby wipes!

Only baby wipes. Fresh & clean always.

Water

Are you the savages ruining our sewer system?

Both. You need to moisturize it a little bit ;)

You speak to my soul for real SM1

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Bidet

One of them fancy Japanese ones? The ones that come with the toilet seat?

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