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"Sorry without [insert xyz], best we can do is bring you in as a Senior analyst. It’s a fast paced environment and we want to ensure you’re brought in at a level where you’ll be successful"

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but he sure can get a complex excel model ready in seconds with expecto excelcium!

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Used to have a career with a. Union, this was never a concern till now LOL

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