Trying to find creative ways to start conference calls other than ‘Happy day of the Week’ or ‘Can you guys hear me,’ ideas are welcomed

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Wat up brosephs!!! Are y'all turnt for this call???

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Hello everyone. Thanks for calling in. Let's get started.

Straight to the business.

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"Y'all ready to do the damn needful?"

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Hi Edward Scallan! So brave

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What’s gucci babucci

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Who just joined?

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Wots up Bit***s !

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Thanks EY2 - you are making the rest of us look like jerks. Way to have our backs!

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What up poon slayers!

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Yo mama is so fat...🤣

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You’re tuned into radio WTF - pointless drivel for miserable people.

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GFU

"we're gathered here today to..."

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