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I wonder which % are on employer dependent visas.

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Yeah the people at Jonestown were pretty engaged, too.

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For a “code review” 😂

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I don’t get it. Why do you care EY about a firm you don’t work for ?

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A psychopath takes over a company- fires 60%-70% of workforce, makes the remaining people work at night. Most remaining people can not leave because of work visa. Conservatives are like how does it bother you 🥴.

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Wait until the World Cup breaks Twitter.

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Love this

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Do you think he's going to give you money or something?

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::Watching as the pilots and crew parachute from the plane::

'Ha! I guess we didn't need them anyway. This thing is flying perfectly fine!'

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Can someone please tell me in detail about the child care long term sabbatical leave at tcs?
What is the process, for how long and until what age of the child can it be availed?

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i just had sex with my wife after like 11 months (reason for the gap: pregnancy+new baby).

And. It. Was. Life-affirming.

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Has anyone figured out how to not feel absolutely horrendous when you wake up? I dread mornings because waking it so hard for me.

I prioritize getting 7-8 hours of sleep (this is the best I can do at the moment with work and a small baby) and I’ve stopped drinking because even 1 beer seems to make the morning 10x worse. Anything else I can try?

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What do parents do if their child is choiced and don't want their child to go to school? Will they lose choice? We haven't heard what's going on in this part.

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My partner and I planned a trip with all of his friends and their wives before I knew I was pregnant. We will be going and I’m 8 weeks pregnant. I considered not going because I feel like without them all knowing I’m pregnant they’re going to think I’m super lame. We decided the best thing to do is just tell his friends (although a bit earlier than ideal) and then take the pressure off me to show up in any way that doesn’t feel good for me. I don’t even know what my question is…..

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Hello People,
Looking for advice based on experience. Currently living with in-laws that have come to support us with our first baby. My in-laws and I have had a rocky start to our relationship due to ours being an inter-religion marriage. Many things have been said that I’m neither able to forgive nor forget. I have a very kind husband who understands my sentiments but wants to try to have a cordial relationship with them now for the sake of our baby (and baby’s relationship with grandparents)

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Is typical comp for a manage level at Big4 sufficient for a foreign couple with one 2 yo kid to live in Dubai? I'm thinking to moving to Dubai.

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Need some advice bc my work and personal life intertwine. Too much sometimes. Father is my boss. Wife is adamant that when folks come over they take off their shoes. Tried to ask my family...cont

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Hi fishes,

How to take my partner and my child to us?
I am going to us in next 6 months..

Can anyone let me know the process?

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I’m quitting two weeks before my coworkers maternity leave starts. They told me I’d have to cover her work and there’s no way that’s gonna happen. Also I just got into grad school.

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Anyone have any experience working with The Mom Project in Chicago? I had a recruiter reach out to me and I’m a little concerned that they know I’m a mother when I keep that info pretty close ...

So, what if your kid is in a 6 person Montessori class with no interaction outside of their “pod”, serious disinfection and prevention practices and all the other parents are super socially conscious and aware. 2 teachers per classroom and no infections during summer school on campus.
Yay or nay?

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Thrilled to be hosting Mother’s Day brunch for my MIL and SIL. Even more thrilled that at the end of the day, my house will be child free. Party on, friends!

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Took a blood test and found out that we are pregnant on 9/1. Our beta tests looked good. I have my first ultrasound appt not until 9/15. Are there any hcg test I can take at home so I know it's still rising appropriately until my appt? I'm being cautiously optimistic...

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IWD, because a guy on my team said to me "you get paid less because you get free money during your maternity leave" in the team room. And no one disagreed with him. Because I'm the only woman here.

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Annual review advice?
I feel very secure in my long-term employment and am doing very well. I work at a midsized boutique with a generally solid culture. I’ve been described as “rising star/golden child” etc., glowing reviews. The thing is that I’ve had a tough year with absent mentors, low interaction/training (there are extenuating circumstances with my SA.) Do I mention what changes I need to see to stay here? Or just go along, accept my good reviews and bonus, and keep my head down?

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May someone explain the visa process? My child’s family from Nigeria wants to come to America or Canada but I am very ignorant on the process. (FYI: my child’s father became an American several years ago but his sisters want to move her and I want to help them)

How much do you guys pay for child care? Include their age and number of kids.

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Are there any government teachers who are dealing with student/parent complaints about what you are saying about the election? I've always encouraged open discussion but if they don't agree with something I've said they go right home and tattle. I've been teaching twenty years and this is the WORST ELECTION EVER!

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Married LGBTQ fishies - in light of todays Supreme Court case and the rumblings from Justice Thomas re: looking at the legal basis for federally recognized gay marriage - are folks doing anything to prepare for any nullification of marriages? My wife will need to adopt our daughter legally, which we had planned to do eventually but now there’s some urgency - but I’m curious if anyone else is considering this, and if so, what’s the plan?

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Hey fishes, I am looking for advice. So I am thinking about quitting my current job just because I don’t feel motivated at all. I am just doing the same thing over and over again literally verbatim, I am a facilitator and I honestly see no grown or job advancement when I tried my company didnt even reach back out to me. I want to become a data analyst or BA and would like to focus on studying for that. Thanks!

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I swim most mornings before work. Great way to get the mind and body going.

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So this is what a day not in front of a computer for 16 hours looks like. Guess I’ll have to make this time up over the weekend LOL

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I had higher expectations for this bowl. You’re in your 30’s/40’s and looking for a hookup? 😒

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Where can I buy Jasmy? Is it worth buying, pls advise. Thank you!!

McK 🐠: can you pls confirm if McK is currently hiring at EM level in UAE? Also, pls let me know if you’d be open to referring - 10yoe in Strategy consulting with relevant ME public sector / mega projects experience. Thanks 🙏

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Is TCS good for DevOps?

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SPHR exam- has anyone ever been “randomly selected” for an application audit? This just happened to me and the sheer amount of effort that is going to go into collecting all the documents almost makes me not want to follow through. Since I didn’t finish undergrad, they’re asking for a copy of my high school diploma or transcript and that itself is going to be an absolute nightmare to get hold of. Guess I’m not really looking for a solution here, just venting.

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Is IRS late payment interest deductible on a partnership return? I know the penalties are not deductible but thought the interest was. Trying to find the support for this in the code/regs and my Google skills are failing me.

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Recently been told I'm favored to be the Associate Director of my domain, but I'm on the fence of getting into that level of management. I was just promoted to Sr level this time around. My manager hinted at some of the downsides and hardships of management without getting into the weeds.

So design managers in the product space, can you give me the good and bad?

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Is there anyone here who's part of the Women of Mozilla group? Or even someone who works in Mozilla?

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Hello RSM coworkers! I am thrilled to be moving to RSM into a Scheduler roll. I just found out yesterday and want to be as prepared as possible in the next steps.

So here are my questions.

How long does the background study take? I'm guessing admin staff have a study that is faster and less complicated than someone in Tax ect.

When training at home what did you need that wasn't supplied by RSM? My home office is well stocked but I want to be as prepared as possible.

Thanks in advance!

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Hi everyone, Need help deciding between TCS and ZS.

Total Experience - 4.6 (ETL Developer - Informatica, Oracle, Teradata)

Zs offering roughly 13k per month more in Hand more than TCS. Please suggest

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Do work clothes fit me?
Are these outfits still in style?
Do I have to get my hair done?
What is a work shoe?

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Will augmented reality become successful quick enough to keep human workers in the factory, or has advanced robotics progressed enough that full automation is already the answer? 🤖

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Any thoughts on brands for high quality (gold / gold covered) fashion rings that are affordable? Have seen IG ads with cute dainty rings from brands like Blush and Bar but not sure if they’re any good

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Can you please help me choose below EY GDS X + 10% VP Capgemini X +10% VP+ 1L JB Yoe 10+ Technology: SAP Looking for WLB and Job security and growth Capgemini EY

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Greatest irony in history would be if the people who believe the election was stolen stop voting because ether believe deep state has it rigged... thus giving power to those that would not have power if they continued to organize and vote. This my friends is the downside of conspiracy theories.

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Hedge funds until last week: “it’s called capitalism, losers, you lose, you shut up 😂”

Hedge funds this week: “the mean wetail investors dinnit pway faiw 🥺”

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And yet people still pretend this isn't a concern

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While we might not agree on Trump, we can all agree that Tomi Lahren is the dumbest person in America / the worst

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I am so ready to return to the time when the biggest scandal was wearing a tan suit. Looks like the media is already starting again with Harris' pantsuit in Vogue.

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Can you objectively look at Trump’s record without letting your emotions alter the insights?

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Why is trump lashing out on facui?

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Attacking Fauci has to be the last thing Trump needs to be doing right now.

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Imagine still being a Joe Biden supporter right now lol

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Love is Love

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Can someone who knows more about the law than me explain why the opinion seemed to focus more on when life begins than plain old autonomy? I read both and they seemed to focus a lot on that point. But one of the better arguments I've seen online is that to take even a dead person's organs they had to consent first. Are these 2 totally separate principles or why would that concept not come into play? Or is needing consent from the dead not a federal thing

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Violent, radical right.

I actually don't think that the right is violent or radical, but I'm tired of people using non-political, quotidian violence in America to paint the left as extreme and mob-like

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When will De Blasio just go away? He is the epitome of impotent leadership.

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For the record, vets don’t care what you do during the national anthem.

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