Two weekends ago, I stupidly left my work phone in another part of the state. As required, I reported it as soon as I noticed it was missing. Luckily I only use my work phone to occasionally check my email while on the go and dial into zoom meetings, so nothing sensitive was compromised. My old phone was superhero blue. The replacement is Barbie pink. I guess that’s punishment enough, especially being a big 6’4 man 😂.

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Wut u mean mate? Barbieque pink is perfect for a 6'4 Deloitte gigachad. 2022 mean every color, size, shape, tastebud is beautifull aka full of beauty 🪄🐣🍗

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Gigachad ☠️

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Men wear pink too. #rockit

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Own up to the Barbie pink

But also, phone cases are a thing

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