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Two weeks ago I left my mouse at the client site, last week my privacy screen, what will it be this week????

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Your pride?

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OP is the dick here, lame post

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Your balls it is then

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Wow, EY1 and M1, you are both dicks!

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Your balls?

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I left my charger one time on purpose so I wouldn't have to work over the weekend. Oops!

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Your soul

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Underwear

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OP doesn't have a job, pride or balls to leave behind. What else could it be?

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Invest in a second mouse (one for travel one for home) and your home office will give you more privacy screens :)

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Can you get a locker there.

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Have you been happily reunited when you return each week?

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Your sanity ?

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