Uber driver asked me what I did for a living. I told him I'm a paid assassin with a completely straight face. Not a single question after that. 😎

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I'm a people person. I deal with the fucking customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills.

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I need to start being more whitty and coming up with responses like this.

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So mean!

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Good idea. I told my uber driver what I did (surprised myself there) and he asked me for recommendations on how he should proceed with his business!

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I bet he gave you a one star rating. ⭐️❌❌❌❌

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Killing decks.

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Most people in this country have never used Uber.

Does that come with a dental plan?

He probably thought you were an idiot / mentally ill and didn't want to engage you further.

^The only part of that sentence I care about is "didn't want to engage you further".

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