Uber drivers would make excellent consultants with how well any can bullshit their way through conversations!

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My last Uber driver supposedly had a huge trucking operation he was the CEO/founder of, and had large scale clients like Trader Joe’s. He was doing this for “fun”. I asked him how he was securing new clients in a world where everyone is starting to move their own freight and he said “I take them to fancy restaurants and buy them a fancy dinner, and I can talk to anyone, ya know?” Ok, sure. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I might not know trucking, but I know bullshit when I hear it 🙄

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I had a lyft driver that claimed to own 38 Dominos locations. I had another that saw my laptop bag and said “Hey I used to work for Huron!” My D responded without skipping a beat “yea? what happened?”

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I also had an Uber driver in NOLA that was a riverboat captain who was out in disability. Only hen did I notice his left arm was in a huge cast and in traction and it was stuck out the driver window like he was waving hello to every car we passed

One of them has gotta be telling the truth though

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