Ughhh. Why do people type "would of" and "should of" ? It's "HAVE" not "OF".... would have, should have, could have. 🙃

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They’re typing would’ve phonetically

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Ahh. I see.

Should of, could of, would of.

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😏😏😂

Shoulda, woulda, coulda

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Great poem too btw

That’s like people who think “whoa” is spelled as “woah”

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So I’m just gon stay quiet?

I’m from the south, I bastardized the hell out the English language. Evvthing I text or say is an offense to your eyes or ears. 😂

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😂😂😂😂 lol! I remember when I first visited Texas and someone pronounced Tuesday like "Tues--deee". I was like 😬😭

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While we are it, it's "You're welcome" not "Your welcome".

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Is this an American thing? Never seen someone type “would of” … I would cringe

“All y’all” is definitely acceptable (I’m also from TX)

I’ll even go so far as “y’all’ll” for “y’all will”

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