Uhhhhhg I added ONE important person on LinkedIn that can be my gateway to a job that makes me temporarily non-suicidal and now I don’t want to shit post on LinkedIn cuz they might see it. But I REALLy want to right now gahhhhh

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I never do that on LinkedIn. You should always keep your professional profile professional. LinkedIn isn't social media, it's there to fluff your image.

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Nope not worth it! Shtpost on here instead and do yourself (and us!) a favor lol.

Agree with SA1 but your post is so unfortunate. Wish I could help.

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