Ummm where tf is the love of my life? Can she already come find me or what.. being single is getting overrated😩

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You okay, bruh?

I’m here, love

‼️‼️‼️ My exact mood this cuffing season.
Le sigh.

Kings stop this! Never the crown tilt! Go out there and take someone to the pumpkin patch

Here, sweety! I thought you were the one who got lost!

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