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United: you may be asked to vacate or be taken off the plane by force. Me: ok... United: but for $49.99 you can upgrade to trial by combat. LOLLLL, best one I've seen yet, how about you?

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That's why I prefer Delta. They beat the competition , not the passengers.

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Too soon. Let the mans wounds stop bleeding first

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1416262/Court-refuses-trial-by-combat.html

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