Unless someone did what this kid did (learning to walk again) don’t post it on LinkedIn.

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We’re doing our first transfer after over a year long wait since retrieval. We’re both extremely anxious and nervous at the same time. We have 3 healthy embryos banked - AA girl, BB boy and BB girl. We’re just keen on a healthy child although given a choice we would like to start with a boy. How do you determine which is the best quality embryo ?

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Oliver Wyman gives 2 in Ontario.

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How much parental leave did you take and did you feel that it was sufficient?

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ALL BUT YOUR CHILD HAS THE FLU IN YOUR HOME? KEEP THEM HOME TOO!

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I realize how badly my family’s narcissism is across the board to the point that I have narcissistic tendencies when I get triggered about my stuff. I’m going to contact my therapist tomorrow. I am not spiraling, but I’m sad I can’t trust anyone. It feels like I don’t even have a family at all, which unfortunately reflects in all my relationships: I avoid them!

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This is the damage left in the wake of your destruction at age 34.

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I wish I wasn’t adaptable. Humans aspire for a greater level of comfort and once achieved, adopt that as their new baseline. Because of this, somebody making $100k cannot simply comfortably revert back to a $50k lifestyle. The slow growth of personal wealth isn’t noticed as ideated. Instead, we are never satisfied.

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In case you missed it cringe, read today and reread yesterday because I want to post tomorrow that I had 200k reactions. Vurp.

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Got a pretty good laugh from this one

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Ive officially seen it all, introducing you to LinkedIn Dating.

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I can get on board with this content

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Buckle up, incoming cringe bomb. If you are attending Neocon in Chicago, uh, heads up.

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Look, I am all for getting into Big Tech but everything this person just wrote, how is that ANY different than what most people go through during life?

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Is this cringe?

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I think we’re seeing all these posts because LinkedIn “training” is telling people that they should post 3 types of content rotating.

1. Something about your company/product
2. Something about the broader industry you’re in
3. Something personal to you that is still somehow related to your job/industry

I’ve never posted the third type but I’m not a LinkedIn “influencer”

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“Has nothing to do with numbers”…. Proceeds to mention the same number twice and adding an extra 10,000

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🥴 more gimmicky than years ago when consulting firms where all trying to advertise that they do “big data”

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Honest question. Does LinkedIn give people cancer??

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Hey I'm upset, let's LinkedIn 🙄

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Why are people cropping the name out of these screen shots? LinkedIn’s search is good enough that I can search one line from the post and find their profile immediately. Might as well save me the time…

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Not sure if cringe… thoughts? Just seems odd but we also all have our own way of coping…

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When people who use the phrase "dream job." Major cringe.

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Made a series of terrible mistakes. Recently took a job at ACN, 2 weeks later I posted the cringiest humblebragy post on LinkedIn and fast forward 2 weeks and I realize that I was bamboozled into taking this job which was horrible mistake to accept.
I look at my LI post with 100s of likes and feel totally ashamed.

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Anyone else hate when people overuse the word “right?” when they speak? - - that’s part of the being a consultant, right, you need to look and sound the part, right, or you won’t be taken serious right.

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Lol so true

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