Unless this as-yet unborn fetus of yours can get me a job...yeah, don't care, fella. #Oversharing #SirThisIsntFacebook

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Out of everything shared on LI, this is what you’re finding cringe-worthy?

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I agree with the author...this isn't Instagram or FB. We are not your friends or give a shit

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Nobody cares , post it on FB

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Oh come on... What a great thing for this family

Side note, TNWC1: you wouldn’t happen to be employed by the eldest child of Kim & Kanye, are you?! 👀

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