Unpopular opinion: I don’t wanna know about any of y’all pets and fcking tired of people bringing their pets on screen. It’s annoying, stop doing that.

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Fishbowl is basically just Reddit for middle aged business and tech professionals at this point, just accept it.

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I didn’t mean here I meant like work meetings lol

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I am still waiting for the perfect opportunity to join an internal call while riding my horse. Video on of course.

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Every opportunity is the perfect opportunity for this

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Ok but this rule applies to kids too! I rather see pets imo 🤷🏽‍♀️ 😒

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same... not sure what to say about kids

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I want to see people's pets more than i want to see people

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And Keiko 🥺❤️🐶

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Suck on this

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OP when they are confronted with the undeniable cuteness of the thing they swore off:

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Well, aren’t you a fun one?

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One of my PMs used to end every week status meeting with a corny punny dad joke. It was spectacular. It’s not that hard lol

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Fu

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He was a skater boi, he said she you later boi

Sorry not sorry for posting my perfect pup.

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The big dog is Lord Sandwich of Smith Story winery. He's famous (in CA wine country). My dog is the Lil one!

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My cats join my calls whether I like it or not

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say wut? 👀

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We found the serial killer in our midst…

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My first thought exactly but I was unsure to comment! What kind of a human being doesn't like pets or kids....

You sound super interesting.

I don’t wanna hear about no raggedy kids but I recognize it means a lot to the parents and keeps at least some work appropriate conversations going so we can be human.

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I like seeing people’s real lives. It’s important to remember that a job is a job, and lives are lives. Don’t go overboard, but a dog chilling or a kid walking through, whatever, is cool.

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Oh - you just don’t like small talk. Different.

That’s fine, if a little career-limiting in some company cultures. 🤓

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I would rather hear about people’s pets and kids than listen to them complain about work or be negative. At least it’s something fun to add to the conversation.

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Yawn.

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Pets / kids running on screen bc they want attention is one thing, remote working changes the whole game. But to sit with them on your lap showcasing them while on screen is weird to me.

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Also pet peeve (pun intended): small talk in meetings of middle aged midwestern white women talking about how much they hate their husbands as comedy. NO.

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I agree with this one. Hating your marriage or spouse isn’t funny, it’s sad and makes you look like the problem 🤷‍♀️

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People need to calm down. Everyone’s used to unpopular opinions that are never actually unpopular. And here we finally have one. Respect, OP 👊

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Kick rocks, you ain't gonna dim our sparkle!

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Can we change it to bathroom tours? In the process of remodeling and need some inspiration

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