UPDATE 6: BB here, sending an update from Doha. Mr. THAT Equity Partner and I went to lunch to celebrate our initial prenup redlines and just ran into Lionel Messi! I had on my Argentina jersey under my vintage Ann Taylor blouse and was so excited to meet him that I accidentally knocked over a plate of fava beans. In a flash, Messi bicycle-kicks the plate, which lands all over my outfit. Without missing a beat, he turns to a reporter and says: “That associate’s messy AND eating beans!”

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Plz move onto the next joke

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how quickly the audience turned on you 😭

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Enough please

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At least use #bakedbeans so we can connect them.

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Friend… part of a good joke is knowing when to stop.

It was never good

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Why

ENOUGH.

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