Using “txs” and something similar in an email emanates small dick energy, though I suspect they were actually trying to be BDE.

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Folks still be typing emails on their phones like they're using a Nokia circa 1997.

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This post emanates sexual frustration, through I suspect it was actually trying to emanate sexual prowess.

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Understood. Will do.

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“Understood. Will do.” is my petty yet professional version of Kendall Roy’s “fuck you and god bless” in Succession.

Txs pls fx

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