VISION 2020 BABY IM F*CKIN' FIRED UP WHO'S WITH ME?!?!

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Let's just acquire KPMG and shave a few years off this plan and move on. I'm ready for some fresh propaganda.

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Seriously

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As long as you aren't FIRED.

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lol I missed the UP on the first pass too

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Who gets fired for rallying the troops? Don't worry guy, I'll be here.

Vision Tomorrow. One day at a time folks.

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