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Hi Fishes,
What is IC level I8 in DELL for Advisor Data Engg role? Is this completely IC role or in future can be transitioned to leadership roles also ?
Also, how about WLB and cab/bus/shuttle in DELL?

For folks that are transplants are you happy you moved here


How much communication is important for QA role. I have 5+ exp, good in automation but am lagging in communication.couldnot speak fluently. That's the reason am not attending interview from other product based companies.

Any thoughts or solutions.


Ok.. I really want to get a search bowl going. Anyone interested? So here’s a topic we can start with: Does anyone still use Google’s enhanced PC?


Help me here guys!
I have recently joined a company, my senior is not at all responding. Manager loading me with lot of work whichI have no idea how to do?



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⚠️Calling all my Houston, Tx people⚠️

Let’s coordinate a happy hour meet and greet I’m a 25 F, for reference.

Let’s gooo


Do Microsoft Hr and recruiters donot respond. They told me that they will offer the letter in some days and then no response.
Then after 2 weeks they shared mail with offer letter. In which I had some queries, so I raised the queries in the mail itself. There was no response again.
I tried reaching other hr and one of them never picks call and other ones is always out of network area. Its been a week and no response as of now on mail or call.
Did this happen to anyone else too?


Is it true that LTImindtree asked employees on bench to resign???


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I just got mail that I have cleared technical and managerial round for big data developer position for Cognizant.

I have 6 yrs of exp in IT. Current CTC is 13.4 lpa

Now next round is HR round.

How much package should I ask for.

And also i have 90 days notice period, will they agree.

Please guide how to handle this HR Round.
will be a lot of help 🙏

Hi all,
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Have to travel to India for personal urgency - do you guys know if India allows tourist visa for babies as OCI application is taking longer than expected time?


so any girl bored af just tryna chat?


Additional Posts in #OverheardAtWork

How Amazon & Microsoft & Google companies are giving solution architect roles to people who are having less than 3 years of industry experience? Is it really they are so much talented or am I missing something? 🤔


On a Zoom call:
Colleague A: *begins talking*
Colleague B: *begins talking at the the same time as A*
Colleague B: "I'm sorry, A. Go ahead"
Colleague B: (said with much attitude) "No, B. You go ahead. I'm sure what you have to say is more important anyhow."
Everyone else on the call: *Stunned silence....*


CD to junior team:

“If anyone tries to give you more work while I’m gone, kick them in the shins and call an adult.”


I have only worked from home with my current company, so no watercooler talk unlike previous companies. Do people find they hear less than they used to about the inner workings of their companies because there's no extemporaneous chit chat around the office?


Partner (on my first day on the project): which work stream are you on? Which client team?
Me: I’m on Marcy’s team.
Partner: Marcy is a f$&king idiot!
Me: 😳 uh...thank you for that information.
Partner: you’ll be fine


Account Manager: Look, I get it, you’re one of those hip white-sneaker-wearing creatives, but I know what the client really wants...


"Why should I take critiques from someone’s title that is lower than mine?”


“I’m the opposite of zen right now. I’m like an octopus on stilts."


“Where is Dollywood located?”


Partner: this reminds me of a great book.. it is really very great I highly recommend you get this book.

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Manager: He wrote the book.


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You've been warned.


“This report is like a bikini. What it is showing is interesting; what is beneathbthe cover is crucial.”


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"When did Def Leppard become stripper music?"


“I’m not trying to call anyone a Neanderthal, but those guys are measuring with a measure tape so I’m sure they’ll be okay if it’s 0.01 inches off calibration.”


Hey Fishes - my team has added a lot of people within the past year and I have started to wonder whether or not my salary as a Sr level employee is “equitable” ( i.e: are these new hires reporting into me getting paid more ?) . Any recommendations on how to have a productive conversation with my director about this?


Biggest pet peeve in the office? I’ll go first. I’m really sensitive to scents so I hate when people eat lunch at their desk. It’s even worse if I’m a new employee, cuz it’s like, are you on lunch or are you working?? Can I ask you a question or not? I always take my lunches away from my desk and other people who didn’t volunteer to smell it. Anyway though. What bugs you?


Creative 1: “I don’t think I could’ve eaten that whole sandwich that fast.”

Creative 2: “Well, I’m a trash person. One day you’ll get there."


Why is it so hard to please someone and giving your all for 2 years and still . Every month after month you try your best and yet promises never happen. Smh you try to help and coworkers go on attack mode like if your going against them . Why is that


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