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...only to find out youre at the dark souls 3 client equivalent and your armor does nothing r.i.p.

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I’m a 27 year old manager, who’s been in consulting for 4.5 years, directly out of college, in Accenture doing M&A strategy for Financial Services & Life Sciences. I’ll try to answer to the best of my ability (mostly everything except client details ofc).

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Any one working as QA in AT&T project in
Tech Mahindra ??

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Hi, Is it good to join Salesforce for Technical Consultant role (YOE - 3.2 years) ?
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