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Want to feel alive? Write a scathing email to your boss/client you can’t stand, and then press send. But don’t release your click, just hold it down and feel the adrenaline in your veins. Then...

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You should have typed faster. I didn’t know more was coming.

RIP my career.

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But it will make for a GREAT story!

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Better yet, create a rule that delays delivery by 1 min. Go ahead and hit send, enjoy the adrenaline. You'll still have a minute to decide if you want to rewind

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Hit send. Then, you break in to your boss place/office, delete the email. Thats what I would "enjoy the adrenaline".

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Wow you live life on the EDGE, sir

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🥰 This (Madam)

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Move the mouse off the send button, release the click, and delete the message. As a reborn consultant.

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You need to go out more

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Instruction unclear, I clicked send already

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I’m gonna suggest something for you: have you tried fight club?

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Did you forget the 1st rule? AND the 2nd?

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Best post in weeks; well done

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Dat Bill Burr inflection lol

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It was cathartic just to read and imagine being able to do this. 😄

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Someone’s been watching “Deer Hunter” on repeat.

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Great reference

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Agree it’s a good post. But when this goes awry, I can just see myself being the P that has to clean up the mess with the client 🤦‍♀️

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Lighten up, Francis.

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Jokes on anyone in my firm that tries this, the app sends the email on the click itself and not the release

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Consulting version of the Darwin Awards.

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Just respond to your client’s text by saying DIE. Talk about relief!

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self destructive tendencies much?

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So that's what working at Deloitte is like

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Holy shit.

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I was on a video call with my engagement lead and wrote, "SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY!" on my pad while acting like I was talking notes. That was cathartic. I really didn't care at that point if my camera was picking up my "notes"

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Or you can conjure big dick energy and just #send it

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In the words of the preteen anthem

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Find a new job at a better company.

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