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Have some pride, asshole! Unemployment is there for people that really need it- not lazy slobs like you.
Walk up to a partner, look him dead in the eye, and piss on his shoe(s). I left the plurality of that last noun open to interpretation because I realize some of us are more ambitious than others.
oh snap, PwC calling out PwC!
Quit before busy season. Problem solved. Working to get fired to collect unemployment - you're the problem. Put your big kid panties on and deal with your situation like a grownup.
Sounds like a total George Costanza move
Trick question - no one gets fired before busy season
Anything you could do to get fired intentionally would jeopardize your next job.
@EY 1-you are ridiculous and I just nearly choked on my beverage laughing. That advice is especially good if OP is a female.
You can't collect unemployment if you are fired for violating policy or similar, which is the only way to get yourself immediately fires
Not worth having the mark on your record. Just quit and travel, sounds like a unique opportunity to travel for a few mos!
Have a job lined up that I can't start until January and don't want to deal with busy season. Hoping I can get let go/fired and collect unemployment/travel until I start the new gig. Any recommendations?
Quit.
Easiest way i think would be to screw up deliverables, show up late,(like noon everyday) show up drunk. Etc. will let u go and collect unemployment. Dont shower or shave or use deoderant for a week. Wear a dress if male or suit and tie if female. Start bringing your pet goldfish to client meetings. Roll a fat joint in the conference room. If ya gotta go, go big and drop the mic.
EY2 - I'm pretty sure that if you cross dress, you would increase your job security instead of getting fired (at least in this political environment).
Sickness. Seriously. You can take unlimited days off for sickness.
He went no contact for a week and called and said he was working again. No contact and repeat. Took around 4 months to fire him
We had someone just disappear in our office. They got paid for a few months before anyone noticed.
Just don't go back to the office. They'll get the hint.
how did this get trending 🙄
Always best to plan your exit carefully. You could fake your death, but that's way to much work...