Was drunk swiping last night and matched with my client on Bumble. I should probably abort that mission, right?

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Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

I want to hear how this goes

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😂😂 👆 that moment when fishbowl has given HR a mini heart attack.

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But to match both people have to indicate interest ...so client is clearly also interested ...

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Dear God, this will be an example in the ethics training in 5 years. Just make sure that the you don't have any say on the client work. And\or that it couldn't be perceived that you were sleeping with the client to get more business. Could be an absolute clusterF.

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Oh please do it and report back with a new post... this is where Fishbowl SHINES ✨✨✨

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Love that you're taking Full service quite literally 🙌

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I smashed out a client at my old agency

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Or you could...

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Do it.

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Haha, my very first reply on fishbowl. And I was an intern just a few months ago, like I was just enjoying college life 6 months ago. Now, HR is making me adult so hard.

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Oh my ...zero to specialist in 6 months. Nice title. 🤓

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S1, yea, that's the entry level title. Was an intern my junior, senior years in college. Had 18 months of HR experience when I got hired FT into the specialist role.

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Hit it and quit it!

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⬆ Exactly why I'm questioning this post being real!

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Well there goes late nights and issues with finances

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Abort. There is no scenario where that ends well. Just sayin...

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