Was like you know, let me actually reply to a DM on here, maybe I’m being too harsh. NOPE.

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Honestly lol. This is what I get for giving it a chance

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Hahaha my thought too.. for me ‘awake’ means ‘are you awake.’ That’s all.
If I were the one responding I might have said, yes!
When did awake start meaning booty call

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His message to me after that was “where would you have liked me to give you a booty call? You didn’t even leave me your number.” We’d exchanged like 4 messages before this

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Is that the guy that’s been asking if anyone is up and wants to talk?

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Leave the chat or block him. Not worth your anger. Thirst is real 😂

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Lmaooooooo

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These are the guys posting “any F🐠 up for a chat?” threads. Right, a “chat”. So gross and thirsty and desperate. Hard pass.

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The worst part is that since this guy dm’ed me in reply to a thread I thought it’d be different. Nope. :(

This guy is relentless!! Every 12 hours? Haha

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Yea I wish we could see at least if it’s the same person or not! Would be super curious to know if that guy is the same as the guy who messaged me

This is hilarious

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Am I missing something? Is the “Awake?” a booty call?

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Yes haha it was delivered at 2:09 am last night according to the time stamps

I have some random Accenture guy sending DM in exchange for every single of my FB post. I know for a fact it’s the same guy because he has the same effing opening line. He doesn’t know he’s been DM’ing the same person hahaha 😂

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What’s the line lol?

Omg! Am I the only one who finds it really weird when guys are super clingy or persistent on here?

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Nah I think we all do

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I think you baited him in your first response

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Ah got it. I was trying to be nice and hoping he’d backtrack, but nope ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This guy from my company messaged me using his title and said “Hey, I’m [name]...”

Looked him up and he is the only person with his name and position and I can’t stop cringing/laughing.

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