Wash your hands people!

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Yikes 😂 We had a guy at my last job who took a dump, didnt wash his hands, and then proceeded to put his hands in the bowl of chips for our meeting. He became known as “ass chips guy” 😂

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People like him is why I dont do work potlucks 😂😂

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