Watching Jimmy Kimmel and he's interviewing a Girl Scout and she sold him a box for $4. And my fat ass was wondering how come these CA Girl Scouts charging my ass $7?🤔 Shady

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Well, in CA you have the badge tax, the frosting tax, the packaging tax, the gluten tax, the HMO-free tax, the vegan tax, the cross-fit tax, the general west coast tax, the whale tax, and the Mario Lopez tax. That's why your fucking cookie costs more.

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They know a thin mint chunky junkie when they see one

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I wish everyone would lay off the Mario Lopez tax. Without it an estimated 22 million households would have no Mario Lopez by 2020.

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They're $4/Box in MA. Sounds like she's learning some solid business skills.

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Go CA Girl Scout detecting your fat ass and your higher willingness to pay

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Smart girls out west! $4/ box in NJ (except the new s'mores ones are $5)

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Don't forget the bike lane tax!

Funny, cause isn't Kimmel in CA?

I fucked up, you're right SM, it wasn't Kimmel it was Fallon 🤦🏻‍♂️

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