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Hi guys, I’m looking for a remote recruiter in Arkansas..Mulitfamily housing, recruiting experience an absolutely must. Salary starting at 55K

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Hi all,

Need 11 likes for dm to be activated. Please help

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Anyone know if JWT can bring dogs to the office? We are moving into that building next year and it will raise morale if I can tell my team we can 🐕🐕🐕

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I am not able to add family details in Discover portal. Even when i enter it says please enter family details. Can someone please help 🙏

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Hi,
I have 3 offers, all in range of 21-25 lpa (Nokia, Cerner, Infosys) but I don't wanna settle below 30 as I'm already underpaid in my current org. Now the question is, should I put down my paper based on these offers or wait for better companies. My notice period is 90 days.
YOE : 7.5
Tech : Java, Springboot, React

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Guys,

I have joined Accenture in Sep and in between got offer from Nagarro on same salary. I did not get any project in Accenture till now and feeling disconnected.
Should I resign from Accenture and join Nagarro??
Is Nagarro better in terms of project and job security?

Nagarro - Staff Engineer
Accenture- Associate Manager
Fixed are same in both but Accenture had variable extra.

Skills - Azure + .Net
YOE - 11 Years

Any good sushi/nigiri/chirashi place that delivers to UES? Looking for some really good tuna/sweet shrimp/white fish without spending $50+

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Fellow techies, or people in product - what are your opinions about trying to switch jobs for a larger salary? I am underpaid as I work for a small firm but I am happy where I am and there is job security. The economy does not look promising with layoffs and recession symptoms… what would you recommend? Stay or take a new job for significant pay raise?

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I want my period days off.

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When people add percents to their resume, where are they pulling the numbers out of? Like for example reduced costs by $xxx,xxx , or improved performance by 20%, or increased revenue by 15%? If you’re just fixing tickets and working on product feature enhancements (what I’m primarily doing), where do you get the numbers to put on your resume from? I haven’t updated my resume yet to include my current and first job, so it’s gonna be the first relevant work experience I put on there

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When doing a rotation, how many audit rotation people typically receive full time offers at the end? Seems they are putting a ton of time into training us for just a few month rotation unless they give most/all of us offers. Stressed about getting one because I really wanna switch into FDD permanently.

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I was at a kid’s bday party, talking to one of the moms. I commented on her cute pixie cut. I said I had that cut in college and loved it. Once I lose the last 15 pounds, I’m chopping it off! She says

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Writing a business case for manager promotion. Any tips/suggestions as far as format and content?

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Not everyone is a good listener. 

Most people have a habit of listening to find a way to relate your story to their lives and then tell you how it relates.

A small percentage of people will listen to you, show empathy, find ways to help you, cheer you on, and overall, keep the focus on you and your needs. 

Next time you have a conversation, find out who's really listening to you.

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Is there anything you wish you knew about civil engineering before deciding on your degree?

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I cry often these past months and I just feel exhausted mentally. What should I do ? I considered talking to a therapist because I don’t think my friends or family can do anything about it.

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Deloitte partners circa whenever they realized they could let everyone leave on their own before the recession, instead of having to pay severance for 300k people.

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TFW People are complaining about getting laid off.

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Never fails to crack me up

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The struggle is real.

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When the client asks you to put 2 years worth of multi-layer info into one slide

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Traveling and expensing meals for work

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@thisismyconsultinglife is probably lurking here too...does it count as a repost if its 2 different social media platforms?

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Every late night working session

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I’ve actually gotten feedback on this 🙃

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I’m not sure how old/accurate this is but Accenture… damn

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To all those people who keep on saying 'why bother you ain't going anywhere with that'....😞

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I feel like 🐝, Sapient, RSM effectively own the meme bowl.

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America Partners: Then we told them..

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I blame P1 for the recession.

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Looking for someone to refer me

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Just a little Thursday Pick-Me Up.

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Didn’t see that one coming...

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WFH problems 😓

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Just say no

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You hardos on this app with your IF and your keto did this to me

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