We might return to the office soon, how can I assert dominance over my coworkers?

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the best way to assert dominance is to find the nearest door, open it with full force while making sure you are standing in a power stance right in front the door so that your dumbass head gets smacked

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You said it SA1 😂😂😂😂

Walk around with a mask sticking out of your pocket so people know it’s there, but don’t put it on.

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Just like Dikembe

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Get absolutely jacked, and then challenge all your coworkers to an arm-wrestling match. If they can’t beat you, they can’t return to the office.

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Dwight Schrute?

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Dwight❤️

You’ll be fine. I’ve found it’s much easier to be the Alpha and assert dominance when the office is only at 10% capacity due to Covid. Go get ‘em

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Carry a whip and handcuffs

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Put everything in jello

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