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the best way to assert dominance is to find the nearest door, open it with full force while making sure you are standing in a power stance right in front the door so that your dumbass head gets smacked
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Walk around with a mask sticking out of your pocket so people know itâs there, but donât put it on.
Force anyone that shows up to return to working from home; show the whole office who the new sheriff is!
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Just like Dikembe
Get absolutely jacked, and then challenge all your coworkers to an arm-wrestling match. If they canât beat you, they canât return to the office.
Dwight Schrute?
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Youâll be fine. Iâve found itâs much easier to be the Alpha and assert dominance when the office is only at 10% capacity due to Covid. Go get âem
Carry a whip and handcuffs
Put everything in jello
Cough on everyone. When HR calls you in, sneeze in their face first thing.