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We open on a Middle Eastern woman in a hijab (20’s, hot, but doesn’t know it) talking to camera. When asked, “What does good feel like?” she tells us about her struggle to overcome the fear and prejudice she’s endured in this country, and her lifelong quest to become an independent woman. With no hope in sight, we finally give her the answer she’s been looking for: The Starbucks Teavana Shaken Iced Tea Infusion.

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This was so bad it was actually good 😂

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We failed this post so hard...

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Mid-30's white male

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Hard cut.
Cheetos.

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Not what I expected but fun none the less. We'll try again next week kids

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Silly Fishbowlers... this poster is trying to start a story. Each post continues where the other left off. Let's try again: We open up on a...

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A woman running with one high heel on

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An older Doug e Doug reprising his role as sanka coffee from cool runnings, walking slowly towards camera eyes locked to the viewer.

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A banana. The freshest, shapeliest, and most boldly-colored fruit you've ever seen in your life. He proceeds to...

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...brand logo for five seconds

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Two turtles in top hats 🎩

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Churro pancake

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...war torn city in the northern Midwest. Distant, intermittent gunfire echoes as the smoke dissipates. A shadowy figure approaches, its...

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He walks in bullet time, mean mugging as bullets whizz by, clipping a frosted dreadlock, but otherwise leaving him undeterred. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out...

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Put the banana in front of his lawn mower. And runs over it.

Cut to...

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...a pocket watch and realize it's 4:20 already, he turns is gaze to the horizon wondering...

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He turns his gaze to the horizon wondering... "is this lawnmower worse for smoothies than a blender?"

Camera zooms out to reveal...

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Man mowing the lawn.

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Exotic location/landmark that can't be shot in LA!

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Can of whoop-ass

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