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Hi,
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C to M

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Anyone have occulus quest and has game recommendations? Gotta do something while at home.

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Not consulting but funny!

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When I’m away from home

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That’ll be $35MM, thank you.

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Consultants trying to figure out breakfast in the pandemic.

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Gets me every time

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Sounds about right

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