“We used to have a llama farm a few blocks away where I grew up. Every now and again one would get loose and go for a stroll down the road.”

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I wish I was that llama right now.

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Same but sheep and once they walked into CVS through the automatic doors.

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Yeah I hear that at work all the time too.

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